Fuck You Bands And Your Perfect Ships

  1. apitnobaka:

"natasha doesnt have a time for your shit, barton."
because the avengers and (this) post and i had no idea why i suddenly want to draw clint and natasha. ahsgfdgas.

    apitnobaka:

    "natasha doesnt have a time for your shit, barton."

    because the avengers and (this) post and i had no idea why i suddenly want to draw clint and natasha. ahsgfdgas.

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  3. hamburgerjack:

    badgerjaw:

    Do you think some pokemon evolve by trading because they think you’re giving them away forever, so in their fear of abandonment they evolve into something better than they were so you’ll love them again?

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  5. iheartmooncakes:

    shingeki-no-actors:

    erdbeeremarie:

    Shingeki no Kyojin - Fabolous 

    Source

    Just a reminder that this is basically what SnA’s minisodes are…(but not the plot, hehehe)

    I love how everyone’s kind of just doing their own thing with the salute no big deal and then
    There’s fucking ERWIN
    PRANCING LIKE THE MAJESTIC STALLION HE IS

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  7. descoladoo:

    Harry Potter in 99 Seconds.

    ALWAYS REBLOG

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  9. sherlockedbadwolf24601:

    hyperscraps:

    missmonstermel:

    winneganfake:

    agender-unicorn:

    skepticalwitch:

    calypsos-island:

    twohourartist:

    isitsafe:

    fandomsbecrazy:

    oMFG I just came downstairs and I found my sister with a lighter and I told her she can’t use fire and that it could catch the house on fire. She said that she was doing something important so I asked “what the hell is so important that you need fire for!?” and she told me with serious face ” I am using black magic to summon demons to get the mean girls at my school.” i can’t fucking breathe. I sat and watched her ritual hahahahaha shes fucking 10 years old 

    This should be a wake-up call to her parents.

    She obviously needs help.

    Her parents should to talk to her about those mean girls,

    and teach her that she can’t summon demons with just candles.

    You need at least a pentagram drawn in a perfect circle

    with goat or lamb blood,

    and a proper incantation from a book of dark magick.

    This is great way to to teach your child early on

    about geometry and foreign languages.

    Good art lesson too. Drawing perfect circles is hard

    dOES NO ONE ELSE FIND THIS EXTREMELY DISTURBING 

    Actually I find this girl fantastic. Ending bullying one curse at a time.

    She might want to hold off on summoning demons until she’s a bit more mature but yes curse those fuckers you go, girl 

    Now hang on, just hang on a moment there. Let’s make one thing clear right now:

    There is not a goddamned thing wrong with calling on someone bigger and stronger then you for help if need be. 

    If that stronger someone just happens to have tentacles and two-foot-long fangs, well, that’s more the problem of certain mean girls, I’d say. 

    Here kid, i drew you a new pal. You summoned a demon, you got one. Sorry i couldn’t put more time into this sketch but his name is Bill.

    I love everything about this post

    only on tumblr

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  11. albert-hammond:

    society callin women insecure then fuckin sell “manly yogurt” bc a man can’t eat yogurt unless the package is black and has the word “POWER” in big letters

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  13. novelteathought:

    strivingking:

    When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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    okay but the guy in blue gets up and hold onto the back of the red guys shirt like a small child or perhaps a duckling

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  15. lili-ex:

    yiffytwink:

    typette:

    babylonian:

    a fun way to start the day is by getting a call from a robot pretending to be a human

    just watch it

    holy jesus christ

    THIS WAS UNSETTLING THAT SILENCE IS THE AI PROCESSING WHAT YOURE SAYING AND REALIZING THAT IT IS IN FACT NOT A REAL PERSON, THIS ROBOT IS NOW PLOTTING YOUR MURDER

    well if anything the person analyzing the recording afterwards had an interesting time.

    (via princechihiro)

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  17. annimate:

    doctorprincess:

    blutunez:

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    oh my fuckign god

    HOW

    D-DOES WHAT

    HOW DOES IT SYNC UP SO WELL WHAT

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  19. Pascalle
    our ends are beginnings

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