Fuck You Bands And Your Perfect Ships
TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES
ok they going to warn the grass and then what ? explain how the other grass will run away from the lawmower ?
"He’s like an enormous, muscular Ellen DeGeneres."
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my grandpa used to water the plants every week and there was a lil frog that would come out and croak until my grandpa sprinkled some water on him and he loved that frog so much
Here’s my theory. The Harry Potter trio are actually representations of the other houses. Hermione is Ravenclaw. Ron is Hufflepuff. Harry is Slytheryn. They’re all in Gryffindor because they asked. In fact, everyone in that house could have been in another house if they hadn’t asked to be in Gryffindor. You have be ask to be in Gryffindor because their most defining feature is bravery and anyone can choose to be brave.
I fuck with your theory, marry me.
i don’t understand shark movies i mean just get out of the water
THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT WAS
THEY CAN’T GET OUT OF THE WATER
I LAUGHED SO LOUDLY AT THIS OMFG
the props and outfits in porn are amazing
The Best of Regina George.
(Source: jamhutcherflin, via wednesdaythunder)
You’ve got a friend in me.
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can we just take a minute to thank all the bands whose concert tickets are cheap because they understand that most of us are broke teenagers that can’t even afford a pack of gum
i can’t quote poetry
but i can quote moriarty
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