Fuck You Bands And Your Perfect Ships

  1. leepyr:


doitforasgard:

samcannon:

“You can’t control the Universe. You are the water, not the rock.” 

But actually, after a very long time, if it keeps going, the water will eventually shape the rock. You don’t realize it at first but it’s happening, it happens every second. Yes, you’re the water, but if you can’t see how you changed the universe, it doesn’t mean you didn’t.

You are what everyone needs in their life

    leepyr:

    doitforasgard:

    samcannon:

    “You can’t control the Universe. You are the water, not the rock.” 

    But actually, after a very long time, if it keeps going, the water will eventually shape the rock. You don’t realize it at first but it’s happening, it happens every second. Yes, you’re the water, but if you can’t see how you changed the universe, it doesn’t mean you didn’t.

    You are what everyone needs in their life

    (via arthurandhisclotpole)

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  3. links-scarf:

    cocaine-and-insulin:

    methlaboratories:

    MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!

    but imagine if there were dragons

    you punks are all so daft

    (Source: dannydevitofan97, via myalienlover)



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  5. asseroth:

    theappleppielifestyle:

    a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”

    I think this is a good example of how the world should work.

    (via homosexual-leafblower)



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  7. indevampire:

    i think there is no greater dark magic than the cha-cha slide

    you will never get a group of people obeying every command so quickly as you will by putting on that song.

    every previous conversation grinds to a halt as everyone goes to the left and then takes it back now y’all

    (Source: indevan, via sirdef)



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  9. russtifer:

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  11. vitaminsobsession:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

buttships-were-meant-2spooky:


this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention. 
That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.

Ease up there, Satan.

Ease up? SHE TRIED TO KILL HER

    vitaminsobsession:

    fuckyeah-nerdery:

    worthyourweightinfanfiction:

    buttships-were-meant-2spooky:

    this is the best thing in the entire world

    she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

    she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention. 

    That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.

    Ease up there, Satan.

    Ease up? SHE TRIED TO KILL HER

    (Source: courtneyhatesjane, via quiari)

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  13. Who decided that Stiles should let his hair grow out?

    Dylan.

    (Source: niallharold, via ripallyargent)

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  15. gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

    dianeraeb:

    siriuus:

    do action movies know they can have more than one female character

    Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

    This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.

    (via kitwin)



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  17. artkat:

    despairnaegami:

    personasanta:

    does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

    sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

    image

    (Source: minato-arisato, via itislikeabrokenrecord)



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  19. little-lark:

thesp00ky:

jobforawhatlord:

darrynek:

is this supposed to change my mind because it didn’t



IT IS NOT FUCKING JIF IF YOU TELL ME YOU PRONOUNCE IT THAT WAY I WILL LAUGH IN YOUR GODDAMN FACE BECAUSE GIF STANDS FOR “GRAPHICS INTERCHANGE FORMAT” NOT FUCKING “JRAPHICS INTERCHANGE FORMAT” 

Preach

    little-lark:

    thesp00ky:

    jobforawhatlord:

    darrynek:

    is this supposed to change my mind because it didn’t

    IT IS NOT FUCKING JIF IF YOU TELL ME YOU PRONOUNCE IT THAT WAY I WILL LAUGH IN YOUR GODDAMN FACE BECAUSE GIF STANDS FOR “GRAPHICS INTERCHANGE FORMAT” NOT FUCKING “JRAPHICS INTERCHANGE FORMAT” 

    Preach

    (Source: panerasexual, via pizza-fandoms-and-stuff)

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