Fuck You Bands And Your Perfect Ships
true love is having a crush on him even after he got a haircut
the female mind is a very strange place.
No one’s denying it
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
is this the softcore version of fuck the police
my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such
then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud
I’m sure that’s what he thought.
(Source: leannaheart, via woopstylinson)
im dying of period cramps on the sofa and i heard someone in the kitchen and assumed it was my mom so i yelled I CAN FEEL MY UTERUS PULSING HELP and my dad came into the room with the most horrified expression on his face
i found this on my bed
do you ever see a photograph of someone really attractive from like the 1800s and you suddenly get pissed because they’ve been dead for like 200 years and you probably don’t have a chance with them
even the media is fed up with his name
Is it bad that I didn’t even notice?
I didn’t either. what is happening
In times of trouble, when the Supernatural Family is fighting, I’d like us all to remember the things we agree on:
- It’s Cas not Cass
- Gabriel is not dead
- DON’T SKIP SEASONS
- Season 1 is the happy one
- It’s Carry on MY Wayward Son
- And it’s a perfect song
- We miss the apocalypse
- And Bobby
- And Ash
- And laughter
- Death is awesome
- Someone needs to save Adam
(Source: castielonachristmastree, via badassglitter)
I wonder if John’s “I don’t care how you faked it” hurts Sherlock because John used to call him amazing and fantastic whenever Sherlock would display his cleverness. And now he doesn’t even want to hear it.
This is what I imagine every time I look down the British tag.
as a British person I’m gonna admit I feel this way about American boys
Wait people actually find Americans attractive?
ARE YOU KIDDING SOME OF THE MOST ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE I KNOW ARE AMERICANS
Obviously you have never been to America. Please point out all these attractive boys of which you speak.
TELL US YOUR SECRET BECAUSE I’VE NEVER FOUND ONE. THEY ARE LIKE MAGICAL MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURES
America and Britain are these two countries that just go around talking shit, upturning their noses, then secretly writing in their diaries about how hot the other country is when no one is looking, and I love it.
I’m trying to figure out which one of us is Harry and which one is Malfoy.
#i love when non-hetalians start shipping usuk
i have this problem where when tumblr gets boring i open a new tab of tumblr
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